Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Why Conservatives love Liberals

Conservatives love Liberals, its true! And as a sweeping generalization Liberals hate Conservatives. Liberals want to see us jailed, beaten, killed, neutered, sterilized, burning in everlasting torment in Hell. Conservatives love Liberals not because we think they are cuddly and cute, (I'm sure some are), but because they are U.S. citizens. If you disrespect a liberal U.S. citizen, you are disrespecting Mom, Apple Pie, Baseball, Nascar, Gun Racks, and the WWF. If you threaten a U.S. liberal citizen, you are threatening all of the above and my hand me down dubble wide. God Bless the Liberals! And fie on anyone who trashes their business in the streets!

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